It may sound gross, but it's cheap and it totally works! To remove waterproof mascara just rub a little vegetable shortening on your eyes and wipe off. Vegetable shortening also works great to moisturize dry feet. I slather it all over my feet, then put socks on and go to bed- In the morning I awake to softer feet!

Yuck, how can you go to sleep with the vegetable shortening on your feet, ehewwwwwwww!

As far it goes for removing mascara, how about using vaseline, which helps in removing eye makeup