A classroom full of first year Veterinary students were ready to take part in their first day of anatomy class. The professor begins by uncovering a white sheet which had under it a dead cow on the operating table.
The professor tells the class that there are 2 qualities you must take into account as a doctor and the first one is to have a strong stomach. You cannot, under any circumstance, be disgusted by anything involving an animal’s body.
The Professor then sticks his finger right up the dead cow’s butt, pulls out his finger and then sticks it in his mouth. The students just gaze, and are black in the mind and face at what they see. The professor says “Now, go ahead and do the same thing, all of you”.
Hesitant the students take several minutes but eventually take it in turns putting their fingers up into the dead cows anal, and then sucking on their finger. Whenever everyone finishes this task, the Professor continues on with his lesson… “Now, the second important quality you must learn and acknowledge is a keen observation. You see, I stuck in my middle finger up the cow’s butt, and I sucked on my index finger… So now, learn to pay attention.”
The moral of the story: Life’s tough, but it’s even tougher when you’re stupid
06-20-2009, 04:25 AM
Its tough when your stupid 
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