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Old 06-06-2009, 07:45 AM
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This is a very kiddish joke, that I remember from my school days...

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
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Old 06-06-2009, 08:04 AM
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A Visually Challenged Deer?

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Old 06-06-2009, 09:01 AM
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Old 06-06-2009, 10:25 AM
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i think the answer will totally be different from just Deer, but not getting any relative word
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Old 06-07-2009, 08:54 PM
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Oooo, I like these sort of puzzles (I know its only a joke, but its got me thinking).
Cant think of anything related to deer with no eyes, will it incorporate the word blind, or sightless, or ........
Go on put us out of our misery!
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no eye deer ??
no i deer ??
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Old 06-07-2009, 11:19 PM
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warm deer?
plain deer?
thawed deer?

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Old 06-07-2009, 11:30 PM
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No Eye Dear (No Idea)
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Old 06-07-2009, 11:42 PM
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No Eye Dear (No Idea)
you googled this joke, didn't you?

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Old 06-08-2009, 12:16 AM
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Yeh I bet Trizi googled this, but I think Deadsoul got there before Trizi, and seems like this answer is correct, seems logic and makes sense!
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Old 06-08-2009, 12:17 AM
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Yes, I think it would work with a British accent. Becuase they
pronounce it idear over there.

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I typed that without going back to the first post. Now looking at
the original post, Shama is indeed from the UK!!!
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you googled this joke, didn't you?

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Yeh I bet Trizi googled this, but I think Deadsoul got there before Trizi, and seems like this answer is correct, seems logic and makes sense!
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hey googling is not fare,

should guess it
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Hi,

I think its stone made Deer who just loss its eyes in a car accident

Accidental Deer
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I think its stone made Deer who just loss its eyes in a car accident

Accidental Deer
thats a nice joke
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Never in my life i have not heard deers have no eyes.this is a set up story i am sorry to answer.

In futute i let you know if i get any such information about blind deers my friend..

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Old 06-19-2009, 01:55 AM
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migael this is in the jokes section, why you saying its a set up story..........i think you take a lot of things seriously.

I liked the deer one, i think thats the right answer, although will wait for Shama to tell us who was right.
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Never in my life i have not heard deers have no eyes.this is a set up story i am sorry to answer.

In futute i let you know if i get any such information about blind deers my friend..
Wow, a triple negative, so you have seen a deer with no eyes?
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hey googling is not fare,

should guess it
Oh really,
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no eye deer ??
no i deer ??
Well done DeadSoul, you got it right

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No Eye Dear (No Idea)
You too Trizi, you came second
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