Ok here are some really good one liners which I know, hope you like them

100,000 Sperm And You Were The Fastest?

All Men Are Idiots... And I Married Their King.

Anything Free Is Worth What You Pay For It

Be Nice To Your Kids; They’ll Pick Out Your Nursing Home.

Change Is Inevitable, Except From A Vending Machine

Constipated People Don't Give A Shit.

Good ones, something nee as well!

Really good ones...I am going to send to my friends..it is ok with you , right?

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL.

wow that surely is

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Hi,

These are really very nice lines
Hope my friends should like them too. As per my thought you rock buddy.

Thanks for these. I like the second, the fourth and the sixth jokes.

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I like these ones best from among those you posted. Really made me lmao!