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Old 01-15-2009, 01:03 AM
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Escaped convict breaks in to bed room, ties up the husband in chair n wife on bed. Jumps on top of wife, kisses her ear and goes 2 bathroom....
Husband tells wife, satisfy him or he will kill us, i saw he kissed you., be strong, i love you.
Wife says:He didn't kiss me, he told me that he is a gay and is looking for Vaseline, i told him that it is in bathroom. you be strong, I love you.......... LOL
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Old 01-21-2009, 07:01 PM
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hahahaha, good one
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Old 05-28-2009, 05:31 PM
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Escaped convict breaks in to bed room, ties up the husband in chair n wife on bed. Jumps on top of wife, kisses her ear and goes 2 bathroom....
Husband tells wife, satisfy him or he will kill us, i saw he kissed you., be strong, i love you.
Wife says:He didn't kiss me, he told me that he is a gay and is looking for Vaseline, i told him that it is in bathroom. you be strong, I love you.......... LOL
oh, jessika...i love your joke....i am going to send this to my friends....they need a good laugh...thanks for making my day!
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Old 08-11-2009, 09:12 PM
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LOL!!! Suits you right Mr. Husband! Thanks Jessica! LOLLLL!!!!!!!
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Old 08-12-2009, 04:21 AM
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That is hilarious I am going to have to tell my husband and my dads I know that they will love it .. good one
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Old 08-20-2009, 09:43 PM
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hahaha. what a joke... I bet the man would be satisfied also especially with the vaseline... hehehehe. Its nice to read some green joke once in a while it uplifts you to new heights of laughter.
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