I have just received this one from a friend:

A Highway Patrol motorcycle officer pulls over a woman for speeding.

When he walked up to her window and opened his ticket book she said, “I bet you’re going to sell me tickets to the Highway Patrol Ball.”

He replied, “No, highway patrolmen don’t have Balls.”

There followed a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he had said.

He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left.

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That's really cute Selene. I wonder what would happen if the lady had burst in laughs after what the patrolman's reply. One wonders if he still would've left or slapped her with that ticket...lol!

He should have slapped her with multiple tickets.
That's a lousy attitude that she has, must be a total loser.

-F

Do you think the patrolman was embarrassed? Actually, that was sort of funny. I think I don't have the guts to do that. Well, I wonder what would happen the next time they meet.