Why it's better to be a Woman!

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.

Wow that's a very nice one. I really like this one "20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute." Hahaha it makes me think about how dumb I am sometimes. lolz

You have find only 30 advantage I think almost 30,000 advantage present.

This is a great post, thanks, Rubes. I really like this one and I nearly fell of my chair when I read it " 9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing."

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Hi Rubes, this is really cute!!! Those are true. I hope there will be more advantages of being a woman, and would not just stick to 30 hehehehe. ... This is one of my favorite advantage I have being a woman: "There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems."

Fun to have more

Yeah, pretty cool. That is what I like for being a woman, just like in no. 1...women always comes first.

Great post, Rubes! I like the ones I chose here. These made me smile on such a gloomy day.

Excellent post! I loved number 17: We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt. I've understood why people do that!!! It's gross!

Thank you for that post, rubes. Why is it only 30? I guess, there could be more advantages we can add.. But I really love number 5 advantage.
How about you what is your favorite advantage?

These are just jokes don't report me.
Advantages of being man:-

1.Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

2A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

3You can open all your own jars.

4Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.

5You can go to the bathroom without a support group.

6You don't have to learn to spell a new last name.

7You can leave the motel bed unmade.

8You can kill your own food.

9You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

10Wedding plans take care of themselves.

11If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.

12Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.

13If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.

14Everything on your face stays its original color.

15You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.

16 One pairs of shoes are more than enough.

17You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming.

18Car mechanics tell you the truth.

19You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."

20Same work, more pay.

21Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.

22Wedding dress: $2,000. Tuxedo rental: $75.

23You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.

24If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.

25Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with "So, notice anything different?"

26You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.

27You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

28You almost never have strap problems in public.

29You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

30The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

31You don't have to shave below your neck.

32At least a few belches are expected and tolerated.

33Your belly usually hides your big hips.

34One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

35You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.

36You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

37Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.

This is really awesome! Although we really need to remind ourselves that quite often, such as at times when we are experiencing child birth, menstrual cramps or when we are doing chores around the house even when we don't want to, lol!

I didn't like second one as it implies that women are bad at computers which is totally wrong.

There is no Father of programming language but mother of programming language.
Also first programmer was a woman.

If you notice carefully, the section of this forum where this was posted
will become apparent. In case you still can't coorelate it here's the
location of this thread

Womens Forum > Hobbies and Interests > Jokes


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Wherever that joke might be . It promote a belief that women are bad at computer.

OMG!! That was amazing!!!! That's kinda sad though. i mean, I get why they did that, but it's so sad. I remember watching that and thinking "what about the guys who are WITH those women..". That movie bring tears to my eyes, just thinking about it.

Doesn't everyone want a love like that? I think I've honestly found it!!!

hahah these are definitely fun and lighthearted both the women and the men one

I can see both sides and both sides are funny

I enjoyed your jokes about men too, skywalker! Thanks for posting them. (And I won't report you!) It would have been better if you made it to a new thread under jokes so we could make better comments on it too.

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I understand where you're coming from but Titanic was one of the movies that I really couldn't stand watching, except for the part where the ship started to sink. I know it sounds nasty but the rest of the movie was quite lame...

Great post, Rubes! That's funny but somehow true LOL. I wonder about point 23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. I think they won't do that when they are talking to my a 70 yo woman