Got this one from an e-mail sent to me. Let me share it with you, guys and gals...

It's Friday when a man gets his wages and decides he's going out on the town to party. He didn't bother calling his wife for three days...
Sunday comes around and he's managed to spend all of his money on booze.

He comes home and his wife is naturally furious. She berates him for two solid hours about his irresponsibility and lack of respect. She finally ends off with saying, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for three days?"

Sure enough Monday arrived and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday, again he didn't see her... by Wednesday the swelling went down and he could see her a little...

Hahaha I was wondering what his wife did to him. =)) I bet she clobbered him till his eyes swelled so bad. *Imagining*

LOL! That's a really cute joke. Here is one from me

A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him."
They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also."

They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one."

The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and inquire if it was 365 times with the same cow."

That is really a cute joke! I thought for sure it was going to end completely differently. I am going to pass that one along to my friends, so thanks for sharing.